Indeed, the ancient art of geek shui must be revived, in a veritable renaissance of geekiness filled with octagons, sudo-tectoradons (which make sandwiches), semestradons, (either a geometry lesson or something about dinosaurs), malapropisms, allusions, spoonerisms, forkerisms (careful with that one), fonts, reciprocating dingle arms, trial (and jury?) versions of Adobe products, llamatical wombats, midget tossing, pantaloons tossing, ‘pachita face’, Decent Unobtrusive Musical Beats (D.U.M.B.), acronyms, wp_includes, pizza, caffeine (although not too much), Suse 10.2 tossing, nonlinear partial differential equations, cogito absurdum, attempts at producing cold fusion using only a bagel, three D batteries, sheetrock screws and some form of a mollusk, as well as Ye Olde FTP client.

This reads like a book review, and thereby is one, by Tracheotomy’s Third Law, namely the law of Conservation of Isaiditisness.